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Come on damn you, breathe! CLEAR!

It’s too late. We lost it. Time of death: 10:09 am PDT. I’m so sorry, we did all we could.

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xhxix: digital image, 2012

Sat, 26 May 2012 03:01:58 -0400

xhxix:

digital image, 2012

dopernose: I guess in a way you have to admire Brandy’s devotion to that particular sailor, but at...

Sat, 26 May 2012 03:01:51 -0400

dopernose:

I guess in a way you have to admire Brandy’s devotion to that particular sailor, but at some point you have to cut your loses and move on. I mean, he basically told her when it comes to his list of priorities, she ranks second to the sea.

The sea

Brandy

He’d rather ‘be with’ a body of water than with her and you start to wonder, is she really that fine? Would she really make that good of a wife, or were the sailors just gassing her up? The sea is cool and all but it makes you think…

dopernose: Remember:

Wed, 23 May 2012 22:04:29 -0400

dopernose:

Remember:

dopernose: Just stay humble and count your blessings. Put your...

Wed, 23 May 2012 12:00:04 -0400

dopernose:

Just stay humble and count your blessings. Put your faith in Blog.

This is from my Wikipedia article:

Sat, 19 May 2012 19:33:06 -0400

dopernose:

On a whim, dopernose signed up for amateur night at a Minneapolis strip club called the Skyway Lounge.^[6] Enjoying the experience, he eventually quit his day job and took up stripping full-time.^[9] dopernose also spent time working peep shows at Sex World, a Minneapolis adult novelty and DVD store.^{[citation needed]}

While still stripping, dopernose began writing for City Pages, an alternative Twin Cities weekly newspaper.^[6] He left City Pages just before it changed editorial hands. dopernose has since written for the now-defunct Jane magazine. In December 2007,^{[citation needed]} dopernose began writing a column for the magazine Entertainment Weekly.

At the age of 24, dopernose created his blog. The blog began after Mason Novick, who would soon become dopernose’s manager, showed interest in his sharp and sarcastic voice. After getting 2k notes on a stolen Spongebob GIF post, dopernose was encouraged by Mason Novick to write his first screenplay.^[5] Within months he wrote Juno, a coming-of-age story about a teenager’s unplanned pregnancy and is terribly sorry for all the pain he and his screenplay have caused.

dopernose: When’s the last time you fucked around and got a triple double?

Sat, 19 May 2012 11:00:57 -0400

dopernose:

When’s the last time you fucked around and got a triple double?

Conversation I just made up

Sat, 19 May 2012 04:00:56 -0400

*Conversation I just made up*

*Punchline*

dopernose: Did this survey like some attention starved teen...

Wed, 16 May 2012 11:10:09 -0400

dopernose:

Did this survey like some attention starved teen before I go to sleep.

Can you call your ex without it being awkward?

Do you still talk to the person you last kissed on the lips?

Is your room ever clean?

Do you drink bottled water?

What are you listening to at the moment?

Name something you dislike about the day you’re having? t

If you are being extremely quiet, what does that mean?

Think back to the last person you held hands with, would you kiss them?

Is the last person of the opposite sex you texted single?

Do you remember the person you first kissed?

What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?:

How would you feel about traveling abroad alone?

Did you mean it when you said “I love you” last?

Do you think a lot of people think bad things about you?

List three things near you:

Do you like winter?

What are you scared of most?

Have you ever given out your number and then regretted it?

How many pillows do you sleep with?Are you drunk?

What was the last song you listened to that made you cry?

Your ex REALLY needs you at 3am and you have a way to their house would you go?

Are girls too dramatic?

Does the thought of marriage scare you?

Would your parents get mad if you got drunk while they were present?

Would you date someone who lived in another state?

Are you friends with your ex?

Where is the person you last texted?

dopernose: To Be Continued…

Tue, 15 May 2012 01:49:35 -0400

dopernose:

To Be Continued…

dopernose: I made this GIF, this good as hell for my first...

Fri, 11 May 2012 18:37:49 -0400

dopernose:

I made this GIF, this good as hell for my first time.

Text from my cousin.

Sun, 06 May 2012 17:10:36 -0400

Him: What color is the computer desk? The one that used to be in our old room?

Me: I don't remember. Gray, maybe white. IDK.

Him: They talked to you already, didn't they? Harpies!

Me: I don't know what you're taking about.

Him: Uh-huh.

Me: :|

Him: What about my house?

Me: It's pretty cool.

Him: The color!

Me: WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! Are you asking me what color your house is you crazy bastard?!

Him: *After about ten minutes* Yes.

But seriously

Sat, 05 May 2012 23:11:53 -0400

dopernose:

if you’re going out tonight be safe. These drunk frat boys be Wild ‘n Out w/ Nick Cannon.

dopernose: With a name like Victor von Doom you’re either going to grow up to be a super villain or...

Fri, 04 May 2012 03:40:18 -0400

dopernose:

With a name like Victor von Doom you’re either going to grow up to be a super villain or direct B-movies.

Is Mike G. the 'Yamcha' of Odd Future...

Tue, 01 May 2012 02:14:27 -0400

dopernose: